Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
(Source: exceptional-y, via frakkingbsgstarbuck)
;)
(Source: myheartandidecided, via dazzley)
who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus
nobody
guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this
(via cannibalxtoaster)
THIS IS SO CUTE AND IT MAKES ME REALLY EMOTIONAL
(Source: pleasestopbeingsad, via frakkingbsgstarbuck)
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!
"— Worry About Your Own Uterus (via metaphorically)
(via cannibalxtoaster)
I love how excited she gets at the end.
(via thats-so-meme)
So I have decided that if/when I get a tattoo, it will be an outline of a rose in honor of my grandparents who used to call me ‘Rosebud.’ Not sure where I would like to put it, but I like that idea very much.
do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
(via november-second)
shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all
(via minervasbiscuits)
I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer
now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters
Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it
The Sequel: I’m Really Not Poisoning Anyone, I Just Need To Know The Symptoms OF Poisoning And How Long They WOULD Take To Die From It.
Additionally: Please Don’t Put Me In A CIA Prison, I’m Just Trying To Figure Out How A Character Could Sneak Into Afghanistan From Pakistan While Avoiding the Border Police and the US Military.
And the grand finale: Hi Homeland Security How Are You Hope You’re Enjoying My Browsing I’m Not Really Going to Weaponize Smallpox I Just Need to Be Sure of the Symptomatic Progression After a Virulence Spike (Hint It’s Pretty Fast).
Now with the bonus: I’m Not Maiming Anyone, I’m Just Trying to Figure Out Which Types of Leg Injuries Could Give a Character a Permanent Limp
(via kadywojo)
“Your assignment is to write a short fictional story”
“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”
(Source: buttermilkmonster, via amusedconfused)
Random fandoms and occasionally full of personal nonsense. Enjoy at your own risk.
